subwaydouchery: SUBWAY DOUCHERY : You Are Warrior  All your human instincts are telling you to just give up… stay curled up in bed until either the sweet release of death OR until Spring arrives.. WHICH EVER COMES FIRST! But you are a New Yorker, GOSHDARNITT!!! And let’s be honest, the rent you pay for that tiny, freezing shithole you call an apartment, isn’t going to pay itself. So pull yourself up by those rubber boot straps and attack your life! Don’t see your existence as that of a normal human, you live in New York City. YOU SURVIVE EXISTENCE! First legitimate threat to your health? Just getting up the stairs to the subway! If you are elderly, or have a small child with stroller, or injured with cast, might as well go on home and eat a snow sandwich because today is not your day! But for the hard chargin’ Fittest of the Species, here’s something they teach in acting school. Use an “As If!” to get up these stairs, act As If you are Sylvester Stallone from the hit film Cliffhanger. Not only is it fun, but it also can take you out of the horrible reality that is directly in front of you! *** A SNOWMAN SIZED HUG goes to dear friend Eugene for sending in this inspirational photo. Stay warm, stay positive, and Keep on Douchin’ *** Check out TheTomSibley.Tumblr.com FRAKING NYC WINTER!!!

subwaydouchery:

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : You Are Warrior 

All your human instincts are telling you to just give up… stay curled up in bed until either the sweet release of death OR until Spring arrives.. WHICH EVER COMES FIRST! But you are a New Yorker, GOSHDARNITT!!! And let’s be honest, the rent you pay for that tiny, freezing shithole you call an apartment, isn’t going to pay itself. So pull yourself up by those rubber boot straps and attack your life! Don’t see your existence as that of a normal human, you live in New York City. YOU SURVIVE EXISTENCE!

First legitimate threat to your health? Just getting up the stairs to the subway! If you are elderly, or have a small child with stroller, or injured with cast, might as well go on home and eat a snow sandwich because today is not your day! But for the hard chargin’ Fittest of the Species, here’s something they teach in acting school. Use an “As If!” to get up these stairs, act As If you are Sylvester Stallone from the hit film Cliffhanger. Not only is it fun, but it also can take you out of the horrible reality that is directly in front of you!

*** A SNOWMAN SIZED HUG goes to dear friend Eugene for sending in this inspirational photo. Stay warm, stay positive, and Keep on Douchin’ ***

Check out TheTomSibley.Tumblr.com

FRAKING NYC WINTER!!!

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